Get Florida Man
Emerging from the primordial Floridian ooze, this urban legend, occasionally gracing the headlines of
the newspapers in the sunshine state, is part man, part animal and a mythical creature with no equal.
Escapades include: Illegally mounting and riding majestic manatees, routinely wielding a samurai sword during various neighborhood altercations, to crashing a lawnmower into a minivan, with Florida Man - there’s never a dull moment.
Release your inner Florida Man and go make headlines.
Escapades include: Illegally mounting and riding majestic manatees, routinely wielding a samurai sword during various neighborhood altercations, to crashing a lawnmower into a minivan, with Florida Man - there’s never a dull moment.
Release your inner Florida Man and go make headlines.
Get Nocturnal
Come alive in the night time. Whether it’s “SQUAD UP” or “... you up?” - power through the scary hours
and dominate while everyone else sleeps. No distractions - just you and the darkness.
Activities include: 2:00AM workouts at the 24-hour gym, going from the party to the after party to the after-after party, and finally, finding the truth while going down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole - yes, this is all a simulation.
Work all day, play all night. You can sleep when you’re dead.
Activities include: 2:00AM workouts at the 24-hour gym, going from the party to the after party to the after-after party, and finally, finding the truth while going down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole - yes, this is all a simulation.
Work all day, play all night. You can sleep when you’re dead.
Get Send It
For those times when you just need to throw caution to the wind. No backing out, no “ragrets” (not even a single letter).
You know what they say - no risk it, no biscuit, so if you get knocked down 7 times, get up 8.
Examples include: Running with the bulls in Pamplona in a red velour tracksuit, streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium, and don’t forget - storming Area 51 to “see them aliens.”
Buckle up, fuel up. You silly? Of course we’re gonna send it.
Examples include: Running with the bulls in Pamplona in a red velour tracksuit, streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium, and don’t forget - storming Area 51 to “see them aliens.”
Buckle up, fuel up. You silly? Of course we’re gonna send it.
Get Blue Magic
Abracadabra! With Blue Magic in your grasp you will have the sleight of hand you need to pull off the impossible.
F**k pulling a rabbit out of a hat. How about pulling out a fist full of cash or a trick shot for the ages?
Moments include: No-look behind-the-back pong shot for the win, taking the prank on your friend a step too far even though it isn’t April 1st, and like a boss, nailing that big presentation without any prep - yes, we talkin’ bout practice.
Create your own luck and stay one step ahead. Just remember you aren’t in danger, you are the danger.
Moments include: No-look behind-the-back pong shot for the win, taking the prank on your friend a step too far even though it isn’t April 1st, and like a boss, nailing that big presentation without any prep - yes, we talkin’ bout practice.
Create your own luck and stay one step ahead. Just remember you aren’t in danger, you are the danger.
Get Jackpot
Some say more money, more problems. Well, if that’s the case then bring ‘em on. No one can keep you from hitting the big one because if there’s a will there’s a way - the harder you work the luckier you get.
Activities include: blowing your paycheck on a full book of scratch off lottery tickets, going all-in when the Blackjack dealer is showing an Ace, and without a doubt - placing that 10 way parlay prop bet and laughing all the way to the bank.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Activities include: blowing your paycheck on a full book of scratch off lottery tickets, going all-in when the Blackjack dealer is showing an Ace, and without a doubt - placing that 10 way parlay prop bet and laughing all the way to the bank.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Get E.T.
E.T. phone home? More like E.T. callin’ your girl’s phone. Call it fake news at your own mercy but E.T. is gearing up to bring his squad to town for the takeover. Even the government is worried now. Just like the old saying goes - keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Activities include: getting jacked in your Area 51 cell, breaking and entering into homes, traveling through black holes, and of course moving stuff with your mind.
Too alien for earth, too human for outer space.
Activities include: getting jacked in your Area 51 cell, breaking and entering into homes, traveling through black holes, and of course moving stuff with your mind.
Too alien for earth, too human for outer space.
Welcome to the Party
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